We’re Back!!! For the next while we’ll be doing blogs on: Exercise and Pregnancy!

Exercise and Pregnancy Blogs by TWHEALTHHUMOR.com  June 30, 2017

Disclaimer:  We want to add humour to worthy exercises, stretches, and advice, but listen to your body and see your doctor if you think you are pregnant.  Things to avoid are overheating (saunas, whirlpools), increasing your blood pressure/heart rate too much (you’ll be breathing for two), going on a diet (you’ll be eating for two), and exercises that press against your tummy (there’s someone in there).  Go to your doctor and find out the dos and don’ts and what signs you should be looking for to avoid complications (for example bleeding, gestational diabetes).  Avoiding alcoholic beverages and smoking including second hand are obvious no no’s.  There is reading material out there for exercise and pregnancy and The Pregnancy Bible by Joanne Stone and Keith Eddleman is an excellent choice full of information that takes you through pregnancy and after.  PS: if you want to get pregnant you can show the book to your husband and after he sees all the beautiful, sensual naked pregnant women inside he’ll be more than obliging.  Or, if you want to encourage your wife to get pregnant cuddle up to her and watch THOR.  Keep saying “Yes Dear,” as she goes on about Thor taking his shirt off and the size of Thor’s hammer.

Next Week:  The First Trimester!

 

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I was a poet first, but became a fantasy fiction writer in high school after reading The Hobbit, The Lion The Witch and The Wardrobe, and The Sword of Shannara. After completing my dual major in Anthropology and History at WLU and reading The Forever War, I Robot, and numerous Star Wars books, I also started writing science fiction.

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